1 00:00:03,030 --> 00:00:04,030 Hey, 2 00:00:05,030 --> 00:00:06,030 you guys want to play football? 3 00:00:06,430 --> 00:00:07,870 What do you think we're doing? 4 00:00:09,390 --> 00:00:10,690 No, the outside kind. 5 00:00:10,890 --> 00:00:12,270 You know, where we're the characters. 6 00:00:13,730 --> 00:00:14,990 You're just getting helmet hair? 7 00:00:17,210 --> 00:00:18,710 Waffle ball? No. No. 8 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:20,290 Oh, you guys suck. 9 00:00:21,550 --> 00:00:23,750 Hey, want to play feel that? 10 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:45,969 Here, here, here. 11 00:00:45,970 --> 00:00:47,830 Let me show you what you're doing wrong. 12 00:00:49,330 --> 00:00:53,010 Now, the key is you always want to follow through. 13 00:00:53,850 --> 00:00:54,850 Hey, hey, hey! 14 00:00:56,930 --> 00:01:00,110 How many times do I have to tell you morons? No playing feel -ad in the 15 00:01:00,170 --> 00:01:01,170 Take it outside. 16 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:06,210 Helmet, I hate what's become of the game. 17 00:01:08,370 --> 00:01:11,470 Hey, Jack, can you play the song If You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your 18 00:01:11,470 --> 00:01:12,470 Hands? 19 00:01:14,310 --> 00:01:15,310 Not on my guitar. 20 00:01:17,310 --> 00:01:20,910 All right, well, how about High Hopes? But you probably noticed the Rubber Tree 21 00:01:20,910 --> 00:01:21,910 Plant song. 22 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,250 Let me see that. 23 00:01:27,470 --> 00:01:29,850 Songs to make you half -half -happy. 24 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:35,250 Like songs to keep you a ver -ver -virgin. 25 00:01:38,670 --> 00:01:41,970 For the Smile Time Singers at school, I joined this morning. 26 00:01:42,380 --> 00:01:45,120 Aren't those the jerks that go around trying to cheer people up? 27 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,240 Yes, but one of those jerks is Angela. 28 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,960 I joined so that I could be around her more. I figure every time the Smile Time 29 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:54,200 singers meet, it'll be like a date. 30 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,420 You know what else is like a date? 31 00:01:57,980 --> 00:01:58,980 A date. 32 00:02:02,940 --> 00:02:06,700 You boys just dig my idea. 33 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:11,700 But first... One of you. 34 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:13,710 is in a lot of trouble. 35 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:15,890 And pain, hot cheese. 36 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:26,010 I found these cigarettes today, and nobody's eating until I find out who 37 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:27,010 belong to. 38 00:02:30,870 --> 00:02:31,870 Nobody? 39 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:34,270 That's okay. 40 00:02:35,730 --> 00:02:37,510 I'll just eat pizza while I wait. 41 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,720 That's good. 42 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,060 I guess it's not fair to punish everybody. 43 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:57,920 Come on, rock star. 44 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:01,420 Those cigarettes are yours, aren't they? Admit it. No, I quit years ago right 45 00:03:01,420 --> 00:03:02,460 after the garage burned down. 46 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:06,080 Completely unrelated. 47 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:09,920 Lee. 48 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,940 Anyone else care to be a man and confess? 49 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,840 Well, I can see I've raised boys who won't rat each other out. 50 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:23,180 I respect that. 51 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,520 Five bucks for the first one gives me a name. 52 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:28,740 It was me. 53 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,900 You sold yourself out for five bucks. 54 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,880 Hey, I've ratted you out for way less. 55 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:46,020 I'm really disappointed in you, Kyle. 56 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,439 Kids, huh? 57 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,159 Let's eat. 58 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:54,700 I don't know what's worse, 59 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:58,560 the fact that you're smoking, or that you're smoking ultra -limb. 60 00:04:02,260 --> 00:04:04,380 What? They're made for women. 61 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,260 Yeah, well, if they made cigarettes for kids, I'd smoke those. 62 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,660 Dad, aren't you being a little hypocritical? I mean, you smoke. 63 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,760 And let's not forget the drinky drinky. 64 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:27,040 Not that I need to explain myself, but yes, I smoke cigars, which unlike 65 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,160 cigarettes, you don't inhale. 66 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,500 And as for the drinky drinky, shut up. 67 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,480 I happen to be a strong believer in what's known as the double standard. 68 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:46,500 And what that means is... No more smoking cigarettes, ever. No matter what 69 00:04:47,260 --> 00:04:48,260 You got it? 70 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:50,880 Yeah. Give me my five bucks back. 71 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,240 Hold on. Here's the five bucks I owe you. 72 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,560 Sweet. 73 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:57,940 Hey! 74 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:30,250 Well, there's a lot you don't know about me. 75 00:05:32,170 --> 00:05:33,170 Like what? 76 00:05:33,810 --> 00:05:35,250 Like I can sing. 77 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:41,310 But what I really like to do is make people happy. And what better place for 78 00:05:41,310 --> 00:05:44,390 that than the Smile Time Singers? I mean, they say smiles are the best 79 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,510 right? That's laughter, stupid. 80 00:05:49,690 --> 00:05:51,870 Brenda? We needed a bass. 81 00:05:54,490 --> 00:05:56,750 Okay, singers, places, people. 82 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,320 Now, before we get underway with rehearsal, I'd like you all to say hi to 83 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,800 newest Mile Time singer, Sam Savage. 84 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,200 Hi, everybody. Hello. Hello. 85 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,040 Welcome to our club. 86 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:13,780 Smile, smile. 87 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:23,880 And here is your official Smile Time concert 88 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,880 uniform. 89 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:33,010 Sure is one happy sweatshirt. And it's reversible for funerals. 90 00:06:37,450 --> 00:06:39,230 We sing at funerals? 91 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:40,610 Goodbye! 92 00:07:00,970 --> 00:07:01,970 real injury? 93 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:04,270 That's just code for drug problem. 94 00:07:10,790 --> 00:07:13,870 Hello, boys. 95 00:07:16,130 --> 00:07:19,930 Those better be comically large firecrackers in your mouth. 96 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:23,810 Oh, we thought about what you said. You were right. Yep. 97 00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:27,330 Cigars are definitely better than cigarettes. 98 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,150 You guys think you're pretty cute, huh? 99 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,290 Wipe that stupid smile off your face. 100 00:07:43,670 --> 00:07:44,670 It's homework. 101 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,990 So, you really want to smoke? 102 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:52,610 Let's smoke. 103 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,600 are you groaning? 104 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,180 Your cigar isn't even lit. 105 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,440 I ate all that leftover pizza. 106 00:08:35,419 --> 00:08:37,760 I guess that's more for you and me, eh, Dad? 107 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,580 Okay, Kyle, that's it. 108 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:52,060 You're just too stupid to realize you should be sick by now. 109 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,200 Your smoking days are over, you hear me? 110 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,200 Okay. I'm not kidding, Kyle. Promise me you won't smoke anymore. 111 00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,980 Okay, I promise I won't smoke. 112 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,500 You're lying, aren't you? Yeah. 113 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,400 Okay, how about we make a deal? 114 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:13,840 If I stop smoking, will you? 115 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,600 Okay. 116 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:17,460 You're lying again? 117 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:19,620 No. I mean it, I swear. 118 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:21,900 Okay. 119 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,080 We're quitting. 120 00:09:28,930 --> 00:09:29,930 Yeah, right. 121 00:09:32,570 --> 00:09:33,570 What? 122 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:38,150 Why would you two trust each other? I mean, Nick, you've been smoking for 30 123 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:40,150 years, and Kyle, you're a big, fat liar. 124 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:43,470 Where are you going with this, Jimmy? 125 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:48,650 Look, I'm just saying that there's got to be consequences if one of you smokes. 126 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:50,450 How about cancer? 127 00:09:53,730 --> 00:09:55,890 That's good, but it takes too long. 128 00:09:56,410 --> 00:09:58,410 I need something immediate. 129 00:09:58,890 --> 00:09:59,890 What about this? 130 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:04,010 If either of you smoke, you have to run through town naked. 131 00:10:06,790 --> 00:10:08,250 No problem. And sober. 132 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:16,710 Fine. 133 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:19,030 Goodbye, 134 00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,750 old friend. 135 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,720 Drinky drinky. 136 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:33,810 Smoke that sausage. 137 00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:37,330 No. 138 00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,670 This is really tough for you, isn't it, Dad? 139 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:40,910 Yeah. 140 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:42,310 How you doing? 141 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:43,790 Fine so far. 142 00:11:44,230 --> 00:11:46,590 Wait until the withdrawal symptoms kick in. 143 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:50,670 Shakes, sweats, insomnia, hallucinations. 144 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:53,590 You see little tiny spiders crawling all over you. 145 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,490 Jeez. Then why are we quitting? 146 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:03,220 Because you were stupid enough to get caught. Now I have to be a good father. 147 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:09,600 Oh, yeah. 148 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,700 Lashing out at loved ones, that's another symptom. 149 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:14,720 Here, I got some stuff. 150 00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:16,960 Takes the cravings to get really bad. 151 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:21,780 Got gum, caffeine, rubber bands. 152 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,700 Rubber bands? 153 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:27,640 Yeah. You put one on your wrist, and when you want to smoke, you snap it. 154 00:12:32,170 --> 00:12:33,970 you start to associate smoking with pain. 155 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,870 A pain bracelet. 156 00:12:38,010 --> 00:12:39,010 Cool. 157 00:12:45,270 --> 00:12:51,150 The point is, Kyle, this is going to be tough. We have to be strong. Savage 158 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:52,150 strong. We're warriors. 159 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:56,450 Has anyone seen my ukulele? 160 00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:12,790 Hands on hip. 161 00:13:13,090 --> 00:13:14,690 Hip, Mr. Savage. 162 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,030 He also wasn't smiling. 163 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:28,670 Sam, do you really expect the world to smile if we don't? 164 00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:30,730 No? Then do it. 165 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,840 clock in the morning. Yeah, and you're arguing with the dog and losing. 166 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,020 Dad, you haven't slept in three days. 167 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,980 Yeah, why don't you get yourself a nice warm glass of milk and use it to wash 168 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,360 down a bunch of sleeping pills. 169 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:16,480 Why don't you think I'd sleep if I could? I'm going through hell here. 170 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,000 Kyle understands. He's going through it too. 171 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,260 Actually, I feel fine. 172 00:14:23,060 --> 00:14:25,140 You don't have to act tough in front of your brothers. 173 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,400 Hey, I know. 174 00:14:28,140 --> 00:14:29,460 Let's go make a gingerbread house. 175 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,420 Dad's gone nuts. 176 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,020 It's the withdrawal. 177 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:44,900 And now that he quit smoking, he's only going to live longer. 178 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:50,380 Smile. 179 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,440 a bunch of refugees hanging off a helicopter. 180 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:04,140 I love it. 181 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,420 And you, Angela, you look like a T -Rex. 182 00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,099 Thank you. 183 00:15:10,100 --> 00:15:11,120 No, I hate it. 184 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:14,560 I'm sorry. 185 00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,700 I kind of like what Angela did. 186 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:23,140 Really? Yeah, I thought that this was a little fabulous. 187 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:27,440 Ring, ring. Oh, this calls for you. 188 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,480 Hello? You blew it! 189 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,480 You're out of the group! 190 00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:34,120 Wait, that's not fair. 191 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,980 Oh, you're out too. Class? 192 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,340 Get up! Get up! 193 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,100 You are dead too! 194 00:15:42,780 --> 00:15:43,780 Man, 195 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:48,800 this fire was brutal. 196 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,340 Ain't so much smoke. 197 00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:52,460 Sure smelled good, though. 198 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,620 So how much longer are you going to be crazy? 199 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,880 I'm not crazy. 200 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:04,200 You tried to knock a kitten out of a tree with a rock. 201 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:05,460 It's down, isn't it? 202 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:13,680 Look at him. 203 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,900 I haven't seen him show one sign of withdrawal. 204 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:21,400 Maybe he had them while you were fighting the spider people. 205 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,940 He's still smoking. 206 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:28,240 Hey, you don't know that. 207 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,780 I give up the one thing I love. 208 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:32,320 Besides my children. 209 00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,840 And he sneaks behind my back and blows smoke in my face. 210 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:38,860 Want me to get a rock? 211 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:43,260 No. 212 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:44,800 A cigarette. 213 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:50,500 Thank God these kids never take out the trash. 214 00:16:52,020 --> 00:16:55,120 Hey, hey, come on, Nick. You're almost over the hump. Don't smoke that. 215 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:56,380 I'm not gonna. 216 00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:58,420 He is. 217 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:05,319 If I can just catch him taking one puff, then this stupid deal is off. 218 00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:09,079 Boy, I know I should be stopping you, and yet I'm intrigued. 219 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,540 Come on. 220 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,640 Deal's off. 221 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,280 What? 222 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,220 Dad, we saw you put that in his mouth. So? He's been smoking the whole time. 223 00:17:34,340 --> 00:17:36,680 Admit it. No, I haven't. I really did quit. 224 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,160 Are you lying? 225 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200 No. 226 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,020 I didn't want to let you down. 227 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,820 So you really quit because of me? 228 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,460 Yeah. 229 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,040 Well, you and Tony Hawk. 230 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,440 Tony Hawk. 231 00:17:55,540 --> 00:18:01,030 Yeah. I saw him on TV and he said smoking was totally 360 degrees uncool. 232 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,350 He's right. 233 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:12,790 And with that... I think I'll reinstate the old 234 00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:13,790 double standard. 235 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:17,530 Hey, hey, you made a deal. Yeah, but... Besides that, think about everything 236 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,470 you've gone through. The shake, the sweat, the gingerbread house. 237 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,850 Smoking that cigar really worth it. 238 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:44,610 I'm sorry my T -Rex arms got you kicked out of the group. 239 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:47,710 It's not your fault. I should never have taken that phone call. 240 00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:53,450 Besides, anything's my all -time favorite when I already have the best. 241 00:18:55,129 --> 00:18:57,070 Not my smile. I meant your smile. 242 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:58,370 It's the best one. 243 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:00,490 Yours. I know what you meant. 244 00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:08,970 Tell you the truth, I never wanted to join the Smile Time Singers. I hated the 245 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:10,490 songs and I hated the uniforms. 246 00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:12,350 I kind of liked them. 247 00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,470 At first I hated them, but then I quickly grew to love them. 248 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:20,890 Come on, Sam. Why'd you really join the group? 249 00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:23,990 Well... 250 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:30,650 I only joined the group because I wanted to be able to stand next to you for an 251 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:32,930 hour out of every day without making you suspicious. 252 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:36,370 I don't know what to say. 253 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:38,830 How about, that's not so creepy, Sam. 254 00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,330 Well, it's sweetly creepy. 255 00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:44,930 Yeah? 256 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,560 I saw her. 257 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,620 Sorry, I think this contact lens is yours. 258 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,440 It's okay. It's disposable. 259 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,560 Well, good night. 260 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,060 Smile in my pocket. 261 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,940 Maybe next time, Sam. 262 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:55,260 Hi, I'm pro -skateboarder Tony Hawk. You know, we had a lot of fun with the 263 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:56,300 subject of smoking tonight. 264 00:20:56,500 --> 00:21:00,740 But remember, smoking is totally 360 degrees in your face to the max. 265 00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,380 Uncool. 266 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,100 So, the next time you have the urge to spend allowance money on cigarettes, buy 267 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,440 one of my fine signature products instead. 268 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:27,700 Hey.